人体饮料机：鼻孔倒可乐的荒诞咖啡馆广告

First Frame Image Prompt: A hilarious, exaggerated caricature-style 3D-rendered novelty beverage dispenser modeled after the man in the reference photo. He has an oversized round head with the man's recognizable face, short black hair, thick black bushy mustache, huge wide-open surprised cartoon eyes, and an open circular "O" shaped mouth. He wears a shiny metallic pot-like hat on his head with a big round red button on top. His body is a massive transparent spherical bowl belly divided vertically in half - left side filled with dark cola-brown soda and ice cubes showing a Coca-Cola-style red script logo, right side filled with bright orange soda and ice cubes showing a Fanta-style orange logo. His arms are comically tiny and stubby, resting proudly on the sides of his giant belly. He wears a stretched white short-sleeved polo shirt with a small chest logo that barely fits around the round transparent torso. Two empty clear drinking glasses sit on a metal grate drip tray at the base. The dispenser stands on a warm wooden counter in a cozy rustic cafe, with a softly blurred chalkboard sign in the background reading "Good Drink, Good Mood." Warm soft directional lighting, glossy glass and liquid textures, shallow depth of field, centered static frontal composition, cinematic product-shot aesthetic, highly comical and absurd tone. Image-to-Video Prompt: Theme: A comical caricature beverage dispenser modeled after a real man absurdly serves iced cola and orange soda from his mouth and nostrils in a cozy cafe Visuals: Warm rustic cafe counter, wooden surface, soft bokeh background with a chalkboard sign reading "Good Drink, Good Mood," an exaggerated cartoonish man-shaped dispenser with oversized round head, bushy mustache, huge surprised eyes, open "O" mouth, shiny metal pot hat with a big red button, massive transparent spherical belly split into cola and orange soda halves, comically tiny stubby arms resting proudly on the belly, stretched white polo shirt, two empty clear glasses on a metal drip tray Camera: Static, locked-off centered shot with no pan, tilt, or zoom; tight framing on the dispenser and glasses throughout Style: Hyper-realistic 3D animation mixed with caricature exaggeration, whimsical and absurd, warm color grading with rich browns, dark cola tones, vibrant orange soda, soft cinematic lighting, glossy liquid and glass textures, comedic product-shot aesthetic Action + Sound Design: [0-1s] A human hand enters from the top right of the frame and presses the big red button on top of the metal hat - sharp mechanical click and whirring sound [1-4.5s] The character's eyes widen further and his open mouth violently ejects a chaotic flurry of ice cubes, splitting into two streams that fill both empty glasses about halfway - loud clattering and spitting ice sounds [4.5-14s] Two solid streams of liquid begin pouring directly from the character's nostrils: dark brown cola from the left nostril into the left glass, bright orange soda from the right nostril into the right glass, steadily filling both glasses over the ice - steady pouring liquid sound with a subtle comical slurp [14-15s] The liquid streams stop abruptly, leaving two perfectly full iced drinks sitting on the tray while the character holds his static, proud-yet-surprised expression - soft final drip and ambient cafe quietness